Mnemonics for learning the layers of TCP

he mnemonic traditionally suggested by IT trainers is:

All People Seem To Need Data Processing

Fortunately the IT world is populated by people with a bit more imagination, and consequently there are many mnemonics for the OSI 7 layer model that are much more entertaining. Here is a selection.

Princess Diana Never Tried Screwing Prince Andrew
Please Do Not Take Sales People's Advice
Philys Did Networking Till She Passed Away
American Presidents Should Try New Dating Practices
All Penguins Stand Too Near Deep Pools
Angus Prefers Sausages To Nibbling Dried Pork
A Pathetic Silly Trick Never Does Please
People Don't Need This Stuff Presented Anyway
Programmers Do Not Throw Sausage Pizza Away